‘World Sex News’ Archives
Couple use Sex Dolls as life rafts!
In Australia a COUPLE found floating down Melbourne's Yarra River on inflatable sex dolls have been rescued after getting into trouble. Police say the 19-year-old couple had just passed Pound Bend Tunnel at Warrandyte North when the water became turbulent and the woman lost control of her grip on the doll. Fortunately, the woman was able [...]
Man arrested with 18 inch Sex Toy in his pants
A man from Louisville in the good ol' USA is facing charges of being drunk in public after police reported that they found him walking down the street with an 18-inch sex toy in his trousers! According to arrest records, a Louisville Metro Police officer saw Alen Spahic, 26, walking with a large bulge coming from the waistband of his trousers [...]
Mans penis rescued by firemen
Firemen recently rescued a man who had managed to get a metal ring stuck on to the end of his cock. The unnamed man was taken to the Royal Wigan Infirmary in Manchester. Upon arrival doctors were believed to have been worried that they may have had to amputate the cock as the blood supply was being cut off by the ring. After being alerted [...]
Man’s penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder
An unfortunate man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals. Staff at Southampton General Hospital had struggled to get the man's cock out of the pipe after the restricted blood flow had caused an erection. As a last resort they [...]
Naked woman steals cab
At approx 2am a fully clothed woman approached a taxi cab and asked to be driven to Michigan, USA. Now you've got to understand that when she made the request she was currently in Louisiana which is roughly 1200 miles from Michigan. Due to the distance the cab driver refused to take her all the way. This made the woman angry and she started [...]
Man recreates ex as sex doll
He must have REALLY loved her!! An Italian businessman missed his ex-girlfriend so much after she dumped him that he paid £12,000 to recreate her as a realistic sex doll. The 50-year-old man put together a collection of photos of his ex for Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin to work on, reports Il Messaggero. "I want it just like her [...]
Sex worm is spreading
Into Porn? Who isn't?? Expecting a link to a porno?? An e-mail that promises free sex movies is gaining many victims around the world, warn security firms. Some versions of the Windows worm contain a link to PDF thatyou may have been told to expect. However if you click on the link you will get neither a movie or a documents as this [...]
Woman jailed for a year after fake rape accusation
A man who was falsely accused of rape by his ex-girlfriend explained today how her lies had twice driven him to attempt suicide. Father-of-two David Lord, 23, had been arrested and held in a police cell for six-and-a-half hours after his obsessed ex-girlfriend, Elizabeth Wilkinson, falsely claimed he had raped her four times. Fingerprints [...]
Porn star primary school teacher
A Primary school teacher has been spared being struck off the teaching register after home-made pornographic films in which she starred were found on her classroom computer. Despite being sacked, 45 yr old Jane Moyle can carry on teaching despite the explicit films being discovered at her village primary school. The mother of 3 made up to [...]
Some things you just CAN’T claim on expenses!
Why didn't OUR MP's think of that???? A German couple have been sacked after they pretended to be on a work based training course but actually took an S&M sex holiday at the expense of their employer. "We've never had a case quite like this before," said a spokeswoman for a labour court in Dortmund. The couple worked at a Dortmund [...]